I just overslept

When I woke up, the clock indicated 10:00am

Fu~ it feels good,coz today is holiday, but I got a little bit drunk last night.

Then, I checked my smart phone, I got 5 received call from my office.

Oh,damn it! I did it again.

I called my office, and I said over the phone without any thoughts like " I just overslept, I"ll be there around 11:00"

Anyway, I am 31 and supposed to be a grown man.

Folllowings are some excuse samples

1. While rowing across the river to work, I got lost in the fog.

2. Someone stole all my daffodils.

3. I had to go audition for American Idol.

4. My ex-husband stole my car so I couldn't drive to work.

5. My route to work was shut down by a Presidential motorcade.

6. I have transient amnesia and couldn't remember my job.

7. I was indicted for securities fraud this morning.

8. The line was too long at Starbucks.

9. I was trying to get my gun back from the police.

10. I didn't have money for gas because all of the pawn shops were closed.

Sourced by CNN


Well, those are just for joking.

Anyway, they will figure out that I am hangover as soon as I get to the office

I was drinking untill 3:00am .

I spent all money of my wallet, so I am going to withdraw.









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海外留学時代のメジャーでファイナンスやエコノミックスに興味を持ち始め、帰国後、日本で就職をして資産形成を始めました。

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